LOLupdate Gift box messages.

You do not open the not-a-gift-box and do not receive:

(item)



You open the jury rigged gift box and hope it's not shoddy.

You receive:

(item)



You open the small gift box and receive:

(item)



You open the standard-issue gift box and receive:

(item)



You open the gift super box and receive greatly:

(item)



You open the Vector-B Gift Container and this impressive technology contains:

(item)



You unpack the packed Gift Item Pack and unpack it's packings.

You unpack:

(item)



You open the Astral Gift Box and a rust of astrality enlightens you.

You receive:

(item)



You open the Cursed Gift Box with hesitance.

(effects)

You receive:

(item)



You gladly open the Care Package saying "(note)"

You receive:

(item)



You unwrap the Veteran's Gift Package, feeling brave.

A fellow person said to you - (note)

You receive:

(item)



U opn teh Gifte Bocks nd receeve:

(misspelled item)



You unlock the Weapon Case and feel powerful.

You receive:

(item)



You open [finally!] the Armored Gift Box!

You receive:

(item)



You examine the Potion Gift Rack.

You identify:

(item)



You feel awesomeness as you open the Awesomeitude Gift Box.

It blasted (note)

You receive:

(item)



You open the Demonic Gift Box with hesitance.

(random message)

The box (demon effect action)

You receive:

(item)