You do not open the not-a-gift-box and do not receive:
(item)
You open the jury rigged gift box and hope it's not shoddy.
You receive:
(item)
You open the small gift box and receive:
(item)
You open the standard-issue gift box and receive:
(item)
You open the gift super box and receive greatly:
(item)
You open the Vector-B Gift Container and this impressive technology contains:
(item)
You unpack the packed Gift Item Pack and unpack it's packings.
You unpack:
(item)
You open the Astral Gift Box and a rust of astrality enlightens you.
You receive:
(item)
You open the Cursed Gift Box with hesitance.
(effects)
You receive:
(item)
You gladly open the Care Package saying "(note)"
You receive:
(item)
You unwrap the Veteran's Gift Package, feeling brave.
A fellow person said to you - (note)
You receive:
(item)
U opn teh Gifte Bocks nd receeve:
(misspelled item)
You unlock the Weapon Case and feel powerful.
You receive:
(item)
You open [finally!] the Armored Gift Box!
You receive:
(item)
You examine the Potion Gift Rack.
You identify:
(item)
You feel awesomeness as you open the Awesomeitude Gift Box.
It blasted (note)
You receive:
(item)
You open the Demonic Gift Box with hesitance.
(random message)
The box (demon effect action)
You receive:
(item)
(item)
You open the jury rigged gift box and hope it's not shoddy.
You receive:
(item)
You open the small gift box and receive:
(item)
You open the standard-issue gift box and receive:
(item)
You open the gift super box and receive greatly:
(item)
You open the Vector-B Gift Container and this impressive technology contains:
(item)
You unpack the packed Gift Item Pack and unpack it's packings.
You unpack:
(item)
You open the Astral Gift Box and a rust of astrality enlightens you.
You receive:
(item)
You open the Cursed Gift Box with hesitance.
(effects)
You receive:
(item)
You gladly open the Care Package saying "(note)"
You receive:
(item)
You unwrap the Veteran's Gift Package, feeling brave.
A fellow person said to you - (note)
You receive:
(item)
U opn teh Gifte Bocks nd receeve:
(misspelled item)
You unlock the Weapon Case and feel powerful.
You receive:
(item)
You open [finally!] the Armored Gift Box!
You receive:
(item)
You examine the Potion Gift Rack.
You identify:
(item)
You feel awesomeness as you open the Awesomeitude Gift Box.
It blasted (note)
You receive:
(item)
You open the Demonic Gift Box with hesitance.
(random message)
The box (demon effect action)
You receive:
(item)